Let me take you through
The tale of how I got over you
Drowned out the thoughts of two
When I started drinking at noon
Then I fell in the arms of friends
The ones who've time and time again
Watched me made to look like a fool
By some girls who look just like you
You know I'd do anything for kicks
But this really wasn't funny, was it?

That's when I saw her
Standing by the printer
I knew
In a Bowie t-shirt
Glasses and denim skirt
I knew
This is literally nothing
She's just a look and a feeling
But that's when I knew
I was finally over you

Here's what I had to do
To forget all the shit you put me through
Grew my hair way too long
Then I died the whole thing cherry blonde
Then I went through a stoner phase
I watched TV nonstop for days
Started to dress up like a freak
When I wasn't stuck between my sheets
When I can outdrink everyone else
Why does it seem like a cry for help?

That's when I saw her
Standing by the printer
I knew
In a Bowie t-shirt
Glasses and denim skirt
I knew
This is literally nothing
She's just a look and a feeling
But that's when I knew
I was finally over you

Thought this love was my last lark
And it was time to carve a new part for me
Take myself seriously

That's when I saw her
Standing by the printer
I knew
In a Bowie t-shirt
Glasses and denim skirt
I knew
This is literally nothing
She's just a look and a feeling
But that's when I knew
I was finally over you