A B Bm
A B E

[Verse 1]
A         B
  One time, at age five
Bm                                  A
  I struck out in tee-ball and I knew
              B                            E
  That whole sport thinhg prolly wouldn't work out
A           B            Bm                          
  My only reason to be playing in the little league
A         B           E                      
  Was because of the Dairy Queen afterward
A      B        Bm                       E
  Oh God, it's a swing and a miss (Uh)

Bm
(Ev'rybody, ev'rybody, ev'rybody like) (Uh)

[Chorus]
A        B
  I'm no good at sport
Bm
  I'm no good at sport (Oh) (Uh)
A        B        E
  I'm no good at
A        B
  I'm no good at ball (Ah)
Bm
  I'm no good at all (Ah)
A        B       E
  I'm no good at, ooh ah

[Verse 2]
E
  (Uh) When I registered for baseball
E
  I really thought it was gonna
E
  Be just like that movie "The Sandlot" (Uh)
A        B
  But, I couldn't be more wrong
Bm                               A
  Playin' ball all day long was not for me
B                   E
  But, if it's for you
E
  That's cool, I don't judge (Uh)

[Verse 3]
A                 B                Bm
  One time, this girl watchin' me bat
Bm
  (She was watchin' me bat)
A                  B
  Told me I could take her on a date
        E
  If I hit a homerun, but I struck out (Damn)

[Chorus]
A        B
  I'm no good at sport
Bm
  I'm no good at sport (Oh) (Uh)
A        B        E
  I'm no good at
A        B
  I'm no good at ball (Ah)
Bm
  I'm no good at all (Ah)
A        B       E
  I'm no good at, ooh ah

[Outro]
A                B                      Bm
  Sittin' in the outfield, pickin' up a flower
Bm
  Hopin' for game-ending rain shower (Uh)
A              B                        E
  I heard my coach yell, "Look alive!"
A              B                        Bm
  I heard my coach yell, "Look alive!" (I-I h-heard m-my)
A              B                       E
  I heard my coach yell, "Look alive!" (Um)