Intro: Em

Em
Lady of the 'dam
Won't be a slave to the blonde
Or the culture of the popular
C     Am
She won't, she won't

Em
Sing at you I'll
Fly under radar tonight
Make deals with every devil in sight
C        Am
I will, I will

C
Cuz I love, cuz I love, love
Am
You better than, you better than
Em         C
My darkest sin
C  * Am   * Em    * B*
Russian hookers and cheap gin

C                 D
I think that I could be fine
        Am            Em
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
C                D
I think we'd have a good time
          Am           Em
If you'd meet me, Mary Jane in Holland tonight
C  D   Am
Mary Jane Holland
Em
Whoooow - Whoooow
C  D   Am
Mary Jane Holland
Em
Whoooow - Whoooow

Em
I don't like to boast
But our truffles are the most
Mad magical in Amsterdan
C     Am
She won't, she won't
Em
So if you have fear
Apollo sit on my lyre and
Play him like a piano man
C        Am
I will, I will

C
Cuz I love, cuz I love, love
Am
You better than, you better than
Em         C
My darkest sin
C  * Am   * Em    * B*
Russian hookers and cheap gin

C                 D
I think that I could be fine
        Am            Em
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
C                D
I think we'd have a good time
          Am           Em
If you'd meet me, Mary Jane in Holland tonight
C  D   Am
Mary Jane Holland
Em
Whoooow - Whoooow
C  D   Am
Mary Jane Holland
Em
Whoooow - Whoooow

Em

(slower)
G        B      F         E
I know that mom and dad think I'm a mess
Am             Ab    G        C
But it's alright because I am rich as piss
G   B                D       G
When I ignite the flame and put you in my mouth
C            Am         B           E
The grass eats up my inside and my brunette starts to sprout

E
Introducing, ladies and gentleman... Mary Jane Holland!


(back to the song rhythm)
C                 D
I think that I could be fine
        Am            Em
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
C                D
I think we'd have a good time
          Am           Em
If you'd meet me, Mary Jane in Holland tonight
C  D   Am
Mary Jane Holland
Em
Whoooow - Whoooow
C  D   Am
Mary Jane Holland
Em
Whoooow - Whoooow