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I wouldn't kiss Bruce Springsteen,
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Jackson Brown or Leonard Cohen.

But I know someone who'd love to shift
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The drummer in Status Quo.
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And I wouldn't drop the laimh on Bono,
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There'd be far too many legal wrangles.
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But Jesus Christ Almighty, I'd love to touch the Bangles.


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I wouldn't kiss AC/DC
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Or Lemmy from Motorhead

I wouldn't kiss Tom Petty,
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Tina Turner or the Grateful Dead.
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And I wouldn't kiss Mr Tambourine Man
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No matter how he jingle jangles
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But Jesus Christ Almighty, I'd love to kiss the Bangles.


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I'd love to have it off with Suzanna Hoffs.
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I'd love to have it off with Suzanna Hoffs.
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I'd love to have it off with Suzanna Hoffs.
[Don't play anything here!]
Err ... my favourite's Vicky, actually.

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I wouldn't kiss Liam O'Maonlai,
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Guns & Roses or Muddy Waters.
  
I wouldn't kiss Brian Wilson
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Or his lovely yankee daughters.
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And Shane McGowan is not my type
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Because his teeth are green and mangled
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But Jesus Christ Almighty, I'd love to bang the Bangles.
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Oh Jesus Christ Almighty, I'd love to bang the Bangles.

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